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The time of non-existence

When you come to this world, your parents are mostly the first ones to trust. They teach you to speak and walk. You take over their habits and thoughts. One day you start to act on your own, think on your own, live your life independently from their leadership.

Then you start criticizing them, you doubt their behaviour in things you can judge upon yourself by now. You build up your own personality and you think this is a good development.

But still your parents are your parents. And they can easily shock you with details you're not responsable for, but that are somehow related to you:

Daddies confession

Der braune Erinnerungstweet

Es gibt unter den deutschen Tweets inzwischen einige Klassiker. Die Bundestagswahl 2009 hat einen dieser Klassiker hervorgebracht. Er wurde zunächst von mehr als 20 Leuten als "favorisiert" gekennzeichnet und insgesamt mit und ohne Rückbezug und manchmal in etwas abgewandelter Form mehr als 300 Mal von Twitterern wiederholt. Es handelt sich um den Tweet, mit dem Truck Driver NPD-Wähler an den Wahlgang erinnert:

npdbundestagswahl

Nun gibt es für den Witz, der in diesem Tweet steckt ein gewisses Zeitfenster, das heisst: Heute ist er gar nicht mehr so witzig. Er war es allerdings in der letzten Woche es schon sehr, am Sonntag bereits weniger. Aber es wird schon mit dem Teufel zugehen müssen, sollte es kein Revival dieses Spruchs bei den kommenden Wahlen geben. Dieser Tweet bedient nämlich den Sprecher entweder in der Hinsicht, lustig zu sein oder in der Hinsicht, eine politische Haltung nett zu verpacken. Oder beides, ganz egal. Diese Raffinesse macht ihn einfach zu einem Klassiker.

Es gibt einen gewisses Indiz, dass Truck Driver tatsächlich der Urheber dieses Spruchs ist, da er vor ein paar Monaten schon einmal einen ähnlichen Tweet abgesondert hat, der aber nicht diese Schneeballwirkung erzielt hat:

truckdrivernpd2

Daher gönnen wir mal Truck Driver die Lorbeeren für diesen Klassiker.

The backing reason

It's a very old but still entertaining question: What's the reason to get closer with somebody?

If you wanna point out that you're a thinking guy, you should say something like inner values, being attractive to somone's mind by the things you say.

If you want to win on that romantic road do talk about the eyes, the color of her hair, the way she moves.

And if it's rather a technical thing: Never tell her.

crazyassgirl

Die Offenbarung des 8. Tages

Verhütung ist wohl seit Ewigkeiten ein leidiges Thema bei Männern und Frauen. Es hat sich eingebürgert, dass Frauen sowas eher in die Hand nehmen, schließlich tragen sie zumindest körperlich ein größeres Risiko.

Man könnte unken, dass Männer dafür das finanzielle Risiko tragen. Schwerwiegender ist aber ab und an die Ungewissheit, denen sich Männer ergeben, wenn sie Verhütung so ganz außer ihrem Eingriffsbereich setzen und eines schönen Tages konstatieren:

schwangeridoo

Daddy? Daddy cool?

Das Geheimnis des Schwarzwilds

Was mich eigentlich schon immer interessiert hat, ist die Frage, wann und wo so Pärchen auf die Idee gekommen sind, sich zusätzlich zu stimulieren. Ich glaube ja, dass Adam und Eva noch nicht so die Stimulierungsschwierigkeiten hatten. Vielleicht war das Ganze überhaupt noch nicht in größerem Ausmaß Thema in der Frühzeit. Aber wann startete das wohl und womit?

Hat ein Mann mal etwas neues geschnuppert oder gegessen und machte es gleich *BingBangKlingelingeling*? Hat die Frau gemeint, sie müsse das Essverhalten des Mannes ändern für sein sexuelles Interesse und hat die Mittagsmahlzeiten umgestellt? Hat sie das Bier versteckt?

Heutzutage wissen wir ja seit dem bewegten Mann, was für imposante Wirkungen Zuchtbullentropfen mit sich bringen. Von Viagra und anderen Pillen mal ganz zu schweigen. Momoironokumo hat nun ihre eigene Taktik herausgefunden, für ein wenig Stimulanz zu sorgen:

wildschweinstreichelzoo

Turnen die Wildschweine an? Geht vom Streicheln das Bedürfnis nach mehr aus? Oder schneidet man im Vergleich zu den Tieren einfach optisch besser ab? Sobald mir irgendjemand erklären kann, worin die genaue Stimulanz liegt, die in Wildschwein-Zoos zum tragen kommt, bitte ich um Rückmeldung.

The preliminary of the EMMYs

It's time again to give some prizes away for outstanding television somethings. Michael Muhney has got big plans for this year. He thinks of getting to the EMMYs by bike.

That could have been some scandalous act if you would be more popular than Michael. But if even 70s tv stars don't know whou you are, your potential to arrange a scandal's not very high.

So let's face it: Those really displeasing acts nowadays are much more down-to-earth:

emmy

The essence of women

Right about now I'm talking about Too much information tweets for exactly one year. Some of them were curious, some extraordinary, some funny and some irritating. But in any case: It's still a topic, so we go on with out tiny project.

This week's tweet is a one we haven't had before. It's because it's hard to tell what is the information that is too much. And maybe there's no such information in reality.

The topic in general is: The essence of women. That's somehow the thing Brynne is talking about in yesterday's morning hours:

possibilities

So for some the essence might be a kind of feeling after man an woman come together. For others it's a biological reassurence of a specific function of the female body. The horrible thing for guys is: It could be a third alternative we just have no tiny clue of.

This leaves us in thinking there's too much information in this tweet, although we don't know what exactly or if there's something like that at all.

But we'reapproximate that mystery, girls, we reallly are...

The new kid on the bush

New kids on the Block are back, at least on twitter.

The funny thing I always had in mind with stars is: What do they do when their time is over? What happens to boy bands as they're not boys any longer. Do they come up with different topics to try to be respected in other aspects than making girls scream?

I constantly meet people that don't believe me when I tell them that we used to dance to songs of Mark Wahlberg, formerly known as Marky Mark. He clearly made it to turn from a teenie star to a serious actor.

And as you can't go down that road you keep on putting things into twitter that don't fit into your songs:

newkidonthebush

The discovery

There's a funny thing about art: Sometimes it's hard to distinguish what is art and what is not. Some people declare things to be art that are not made with an artificial intention.

That's why some people look at old stuff just in regard to their beautiness. This can be strange to those that define objects as art just if there's a potentially known, really existent artist and not just a technically interested artificier.

But if you're refering to objects as aesthetical just by the way you look at them, it's sometimes quite irritating. And so things become objects of artificial analysis that used to have a different function.

This seems to have happend to Peter Armado as well:

blackdondom

The smell

There's summer in many parts of the world right about now. This means on the one hand that people get happier beacause the sun keeps on shining most of the day. This is the time of year that most people enjoy the most.

On the other hand there are things in summer that can disturb in a way. Seeing people being happy while you're not is one thing. Seeing people being in bad shape although wearing tight clothes another.

But it's a really repulsive thing is if there's a smell you don't like and you know the person where it's coming from.

The smell

Does he think that his smell a good thing? By the way, it was his smell, wasn't it?

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