The worst place

Do you have a favourite place?
It’s bet­ter to have that. That one place to go to when storms attack your life and feel­ings. That one place that’s untouched by the evil.
For some it’s a real place, for oth­ers it’s the moment with some­one else. You know about that rule of some cou­ples: Nev­er go to sleep with anger between the two of them.
Some­times you have to fight for that. Some­times you need to recap­ture that place. Any­how this place as an idea is in some strange way com­bined with the idea or the wish of untouch­able­ness.
And some­times this cor­re­lates to the worst place:
worstplace
Some­times you should just have left it untouched.

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The childhood illusion

There’s an under­ly­ing crit­i­cism when it comes to blogs or twit­ter: bound­aries that are emi­nent in papers or oth­er media are almost invis­i­ble with­in the con­text of blogs and twit­ter. So tak­ing things seri­ous­ly is much hard­er in the inter­net and almost com­plete­ly in ques­tion. But don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.
Speak­ing of babies, let’s have a look at Thomas. Thomas is well known as the boy that freaks out when find­ing nude pic­tures on the inter­net.
He’s on twit­ter as well and you can watch him grow up in some sort of way. Here’s what he thinks makes a man out of him:
childhoodillusion
Well, what’s good for a guy might mean noth­ing to a boy. Ignor­ing the bound­aries between those two types of men makes Thomas’ view so fatu­ous. But one day he’ll know. At least I hope so.

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The parental statement

What I didn’t com­ment on so far are tweets that are a kind of wrapped TMIs: So you read a tweet and by read­ing it you unwrap that mes­sage which turns out to be a bit queasy.
elena
But what a well work­ing fam­i­ly this must be, don’t you think? Mommy’s got a ten­den­cy not wear panties in bed (and who knows why), Dad­dy enjoys that (and who knows why) and tells any­one who’s inter­est­ed and Junior puts it on Twit­ter.

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The sliding

There are acu­tal­ly great dif­fer­ences in offer­ing too much infor­ma­tion on twit­ter. One motive there­fore can be to tell things you think are sala­cious. Those things either affect you in doing some­thing thrilling you nor­mal­ly try to avoid or you like to pro­voke oth­ers.
But of course you can also use twit­ter to show you’re doing more inter­est­ing stuff than the oth­ers. The ques­tion would only be how the unknow­ing part-tak­ing peo­ple would think about being used that way if only they knew:
pusher
Nah, pics will do.

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The new event

Twit­ter is sim­ple, that’s why Twit­ter is good for exten­sions. One exten­sion of con­tent was the so called Fol­low­er Fri­day. Any Fri­day dozens of peo­ple do tweet who’s worth fol­low­ing in their eye. But there are 6 oth­er days that could be used like that.
One new try is SCW, Sex Con­fes­sion Wednes­day. Let’s have a look at last week’s out­come:
One thing about sex is doing it the right way.
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It’s not to easy to com­bine those dif­fer­ent expe­ri­ences. It seems to work much bet­ter here:
scw1
scw5
For other’s there are atten­dand cir­cum­stances that make sex spe­cial:
scw3
scw8
And some­times you just want the applause:
scw6

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The long run

Twit­ter sto­ries are in part sto­ries from the toi­let. For some peo­ple it’s a major improve­ment to be able to use the inter­net and twit­ter on the loo.
It’s a place to rest and obvi­ous­ly that can make peo­ple think about this and that. And guys showed us that there still are toi­let sto­ries worth telling.
But this ain’t every­thing.
What about sports on the toi­let? There seem to be records to achieve:
37sec

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The welcoming cry

There’s one spe­cial thing about men and women: Men do think woman know what all guy’s stuff is all about, they are just not too inter­est­ed. Well, it’s dif­fer­ent with real men’s sports, but that’s just of no big­ger impor­tance. These sports are just pure man­hood not meant to be under­stood. But with all oth­er things — girls know what that is all about when the chips are down.
Men don’t. Women think men are good lis­ten­ers as they are quite and ask a ques­tion from time to time. Like “Real­ly? Uhh” and so. That’s good tac­tics by the way to come clos­er to chicks. But men don’t real­ly come to greater knowl­edge about girl’s stuff. They just pre­tend.
Hav­ing that in mind it’s just right that Sophi­abi­abia pos­es this ques­tion not to guys:
babycry
We guys real­ly don’t know what the impor­tance of cry­ing could be in this very sit­u­a­tion. Guys hard­ly cry in this moment. At least I hope so.
But how good is it to wel­come your child in that way of yoda speak? Maybe there’s the rea­son why guys don’t lis­ten to any­thing women say.

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The time of non-existence

When you come to this world, your par­ents are most­ly the first ones to trust. They teach you to speak and walk. You take over their habits and thoughts. One day you start to act on your own, think on your own, live your life inde­pen­dent­ly from their lead­er­ship.
Then you start crit­i­ciz­ing them, you doubt their behav­iour in things you can judge upon your­self by now. You build up your own per­son­al­i­ty and you think this is a good devel­op­ment.
But still your par­ents are your par­ents. And they can eas­i­ly shock you with details you’re not respon­s­able for, but that are some­how relat­ed to you:
Daddies confession

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Der braune Erinnerungstweet

Es gibt unter den deutschen Tweets inzwis­chen einige Klas­sik­er. Die Bun­destagswahl 2009 hat einen dieser Klas­sik­er her­vorge­bracht. Er wurde zunächst von mehr als 20 Leuten als “favorisiert” gekennze­ich­net und ins­ge­samt mit und ohne Rück­bezug und manch­mal in etwas abge­wan­del­ter Form mehr als 300 Mal von Twit­ter­ern wieder­holt. Es han­delt sich um den Tweet, mit dem Truck Dri­ver NPD-Wäh­ler an den Wahl­gang erin­nert:
npdbundestagswahl
Nun gibt es für den Witz, der in diesem Tweet steckt ein gewiss­es Zeit­fen­ster, das heisst: Heute ist er gar nicht mehr so witzig. Er war es allerd­ings in der let­zten Woche es schon sehr, am Son­ntag bere­its weniger. Aber es wird schon mit dem Teufel zuge­hen müssen, sollte es kein Revival dieses Spruchs bei den kom­menden Wahlen geben. Dieser Tweet bedi­ent näm­lich den Sprech­er entwed­er in der Hin­sicht, lustig zu sein oder in der Hin­sicht, eine poli­tis­che Hal­tung nett zu ver­pack­en. Oder bei­des, ganz egal. Diese Raf­fi­nesse macht ihn ein­fach zu einem Klas­sik­er.
Es gibt einen gewiss­es Indiz, dass Truck Dri­ver tat­säch­lich der Urhe­ber dieses Spruchs ist, da er vor ein paar Monat­en schon ein­mal einen ähn­lichen Tweet abgeson­dert hat, der aber nicht diese Schnee­ball­wirkung erzielt hat:
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Daher gön­nen wir mal Truck Dri­ver die Lor­beeren für diesen Klas­sik­er.

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