I am so stupid.
There seems to be something in these things I still haven’t gotten into. There’s still the tension of combining these things. Let’s have another try to understand it.
This is CelticFrog. I don’t know what a celtic frog is, do you? Also I don’t wanna pretend after having googled all that can be found, that this concept belongs to my knowledge. It just doesn’t. And I don’t miss it. Maybe she has a like for the celtic culture. Maybe she thinks she looks like a frog. Maybe celtic frogs are special animals taken from a star trek episode we all haven’t seen.
Anyway, CelticFrog obviously has a friend. And she misses him from time to time. And if you still got Mr. bouvierm in your mind or Ms. Ellen, you could already guess what’s coming up:
At first glance I thought this was the seemingly new usage of “to masturbate”, introduced by Google:
But no, apparently CelticFrog is planning some kind of erotic game for the night, which does not fit into her boyfriend’s plans. Somehow.
No, I don’t want to go down that road telling you that her guy is trying to avoid to take part in her games.
He’ll definetly know she’s playing that kind of games in the internet as well.