The third state

There’s not much addo about the releati­ons­hip of men and their peni­ses. For most men a penis can only have two sta­tes:

ON and OFF.

There’s no need for ano­t­her one. But this is not the who­le sto­ry. Men bare­ly talk about this. Wel­co­me to a secret:


So, just a coup­le of days after lea­ving Jen­ni­fer Anis­ton again John May­er’s best fri­end quits the ser­vice?

Ok, for sure there’s a pure phy­si­cal explana­ti­on for this occu­rence. But can’t you hear John Mayer’s penis say:

John! This time it’s per­so­nal!”