The third state

There’s not much addo about the releation­ship of men and their penis­es. For most men a penis can only have two states:
ON and OFF.
There’s no need for anoth­er one. But this is not the whole sto­ry. Men bare­ly talk about this. Wel­come to a secret:
So, just a cou­ple of days after leav­ing Jen­nifer Anis­ton again John May­er’s best friend quits the ser­vice?
Ok, for sure there’s a pure phys­i­cal expla­na­tion for this occurence. But can’t you hear John Mayer’s penis say:
“John! This time it’s per­son­al!”