The pussycat

Every man that is in a rela­tion­ship with a woman knows the read-the-signs-thing. As a man you’re sup­posed to read signs a woman gives. This can be easy as you’re just giv­ing enough atten­tion to your girl. But some­times you think: Ouh, there are no signs.
That could be right, but most­ly the female answer to that assump­tion is: “There were signs. You were just not able to read them. Because you are a man. An insen­si­tive, bone­head­ed man as all men are. I should have known that. I should have lis­tened to my par­ents…” and so on.
So let’s have a try in deal­ing with the prob­lem. Eva84 is a woman that’s new on twit­ter. Some­times she talks about her cat. Some­times she talks about her pussy. The dif­fi­cul­ty is: She uses the same word (“Muschi”) for both.
First exam­ple:

(“My pussy while catch­ing mice.”) Well, that’s easy: Here she talks about her cat. You’ll eas­i­ly get to know that if you fol­low the link. There’s real­ly no oth­er alter­na­tive to think about. Think about that.
Sec­ond exam­ple:
muschi2
(“Pussy’s itch­ing from shav­ing.”) This doesn’t deal with the cat, does it? How would you know a cat’s suf­fer­ing from shav­ing? Btw, why would you shave her?
Right, the last one is real­ly dif­fi­cult. No signs to read. No fur­ther use­ful indi­ca­tions. You can just believe what you think is right:
(“Caress­ing the pussy.”)

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