The coco scent

It’s christ­mas time. It’s time to get some pres­ents for the beloved. Most guys are known for not being too smart in cho­sing the right pre­sent. So they bet­ter lis­ten to their girls becau­se if girls know their guys they drop their wis­hes in what they say from time to time. Other­wi­se they have to think about it them­sel­ves and risk to cho­se exact­ly the wrong item.
Drink­bour­bon
clear­ly has snif­fed on the wrong item:

retiredhookersmenstrualflow

Is it just the meta­phor drink­bour­bon wants to point out or the rich­ness of scents he has smel­led so far?

I’m not jea­lous of him having the­se smell expe­ri­en­ces if it’s that what he’s tal­king about. A young hooker’s mens­tru­al flow must be more attrac­tive to him in that case, alt­hough that kind of sub­s­tan­ces ain’t some­thing that is kept in your body for years.

Any­way, I still haven’t impro­ved in tel­ling you how to get the best pre­sent. Cho­sing the right pre­sent just doesn’t seem to be a guy’s thing.

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  1. I can’t tell whe­ther the Twee­ter is con­dem­ning the smell of a reti­red hooker’s menses or reve­ling in it…On that note his tweet sounds like a Bukow­ski muse of sorts.

    May­be he could have just said that it “smells like bour­bon”, but that would not have made it ambi­guous, nor TMI 🙂

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