The moment after

Heinz Erhardt, an old ger­man come­di­an (yes, there are some), did once a play that only con­sists of words with the let­ter “G” (“Ger­ade Gewürzgurken gegessen.”). Well, ger­man humour nowa­days is still so sedate, a play like that would nev­er have start­ed this way:
geradegut
In eng­lish: “Just fucked well. fboes shags excel­lent­ly. Sad­ly I didn’t come. But I got used to that. Greet­ings and kiss­es.”
These are 5 sen­tences and what is unusu­al­ly in ger­man: Although they are very short they tell dif­fer­ent things.
So there’s Tiffy and she has a sex­u­al rela­tion­ship to fboes, who is quite good in bed accord­ing to her. Good for her, good for him. This time she didn’t come. And she’s used to that. Used to what? That fboes doesn’t care about her in bed? That she’s not com­ing with him? That sex ends abrupt­ly so that both have to car­ry on talk­ing about what hap­pend in twit­ter? Ouu­u­uhh.
fboes doesn’t seem to be much of a talk­er. He’s not talk­ing about Tiffy or even to Tiffy on twit­ter, although he’s her only con­tact on twit­ter (One day I’m going to find out what this only-hav­ing-one-per­son-to-fol­low-thing is all about).
But Tiffy seems to be hap­py with the sit­u­a­tion. Good. I guess.

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