It’s christmas time. It’s time to get some presents for the beloved. Most guys are known for not being too smart in chosing the right present. So they better listen to their girls because if girls know their guys they drop their wishes in what they say from time to time. Otherwise they have to think about it themselves and risk to chose exactly the wrong item.
Drinkbourbon clearly has sniffed on the wrong item:
Is it just the metaphor drinkbourbon wants to point out or the richness of scents he has smelled so far?
I’m not jealous of him having these smell experiences if it’s that what he’s talking about. A young hooker’s menstrual flow must be more attractive to him in that case, although that kind of substances ain’t something that is kept in your body for years.
Anyway, I still haven’t improved in telling you how to get the best present. Chosing the right present just doesn’t seem to be a guy’s thing.
I can’t tell whether the Tweeter is condemning the smell of a retired hooker’s menses or reveling in it…On that note his tweet sounds like a Bukowski muse of sorts.
Maybe he could have just said that it “smells like bourbon”, but that would not have made it ambiguous, nor TMI