So there was Super Bowl 44 tonight, which is a highlight for some and one of the most boring events to others. To be honest I don’t get every thing with Super Bowl. I have no clue what special things are common habits connected to this event and what not

But even people that are more familiar with Super Bowl had their problems with tonight’s show of men in panties. Not only on the field, also within the commercials this was the trending topic:

So it’s not too astonishing that these pictures of all those pantied guys kneeling in doggy style makes up thoughts like this:

We’re already firm with tweets from the toilet. But so far those tweets only dealt with people using the toilet the one way.

Let’s face people using it the other way.

How nice to see John Savaage is still interested in aesthetics while having a look into the toilet he’s just using and wants it to be more appealing.

Or is there another error in taste?

Auch Twitterer wandeln sich. Im vergangenen Jahr war es ab und an noch spürbar der Fall, dass einige Twitterer durch die Verkündigung, gerade auf dem stillen Örtchen zu sein, lauthals kokettieren wollten. Ausgeschmückt wurde dieser unkonformistische, intime Akt durch WC-Lesungen, durch Äußerungen über die so geschaffene Erleichterung oder durch neue Duftnoten in der unmittelbaren Umgebung.

Doch diese Äußerungen sind rar geworden. Einst war für Männer eine solche Tat eine Verneigung vor Al Bundy, die man nun endlich auch selbst einer Öffentlichkeit gegenüber kundtun konnte. Es war eben mehr als nur die Beantwortung der Frage, was man derzeit tut. Aber das Rebellische dieser Äußerung im alltäglichen Schwall der Tweets einer Timeline ist verflogen, es ist unaufregend.

Höchste Zeit, dass die Lücke, die hier inzwischen entstanden ist, in femininer Hinsicht geschlossen wird:

Did you ever ask yourself the question: What were people doing before they had beds?

Were they just lying on the ground, and on Sundays longer than during the week so that mom came around shouting you off the ground?

What was the symbol of rust and reinstalling your powers?

But nowadays the bedroom ist a omnipotent part of most people’s life. They’ve got good ideas what a bedroom is for, when and how it should be used. And some people even got their posistions in bed sorted in a well considered manner:

Der Guido Lifestyle scheint sich wohl gerade in Amerika zu etablieren. So erklärt eine Darstellerin der dazugehörigen MTV-Serie

When I started going to Jersey, I met girls that were guidettes. I started the poof. I definitely changed. I got a lot of talk around town, why are you dressing like this? Why are you blasting house music from your car? A lot of people make fun of you hanging out with guidos who might even look prettier than you do.

Listen and repeat. Diese Dame ist eine weibliche Form eines Guidos: eine Guidette.

Die passende Parodie darauf gibt es auch schon. (Was wohl heissen muss, dass das da oben keine ist.)

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Der Guido geht um. Sagt nicht, ich hätte euch nicht gewarnt. Und wenn dann erst der Westerwellen Guido seinen ersten Staatsbesuch in den Staaten macht, das gibt ne fette Paaaaaaartyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

So this was Daisy, and what have we done? Well in Germany many ignored the warnings what caused germany’s most known weather man to criticize the DWD, a german weather service. Its warnings were according to him way too imprecise to the people so that people could be getting used to ignore those warnings in the future.

In England people bought food in an all-you-can-eat manner and stayed at home, not going to work. And this althought there was even less snow falling down than in Germany. For germans in England it was even strange that the English didn’t try to get the snow off the streets.

So you’re a little bit left in the dark when it comes to the question how to react on those weather warnings. To be too frightened seems to be as less a good reaction as to ignore those warnings completely.

So what about focussing on different methods to find out what kind of weather there is to expect. For that I’m in favor of Brandi Forte’s offer.

2009′s gone and 2010 is already there. And just imagine: At the end of next week we’re already in the middle of january. Time runs quickly.

So if you’re still hanging on to that nice winter and christmas time in december, if that party on New Year’s Eve has left some nice impressions in your mind, don’t forget to start the new year.

There are new tasks to come and old ones to be finished. There’s a spring coming, where there’s defenitely going to be love in the air. There’s a summer coming on and maybe you should better plan to do some sports for that.

Anyhow it’s a nice thing to get your body in shape for 2010…

… isn’t it?

I didn’t get tired in telling everybody this year that Zack and Miri make a porno is 2009′s best movie and has to be seen. So I end this year’s Too-much-information-tweets-of-the-week with a tweet from its director Kevin Smith.

He does not only care for the audience to get interesting tweets and good movies, he even shows up at home from time to time to be a good husband:

Well, thank you very much in telling us what performing one’s marital duties actually means.

At least in my area there has been snow fallen just in time for christmas. And ain’t that one of those things, that makes you happy in these days?

As christmas comes near there are many plans that should be fulfilled: Getting all the presents, visiting all those that want to be visited and trying to enjoy this special time of the year.

And in different parts of the world people already got their first presents:

So have a merry christmas everyone with at least some time to rest and enjoy yourself!

For those situations when the software on twitter doesn’t work as it’s supposed to be, those guys from made up the fail whale, that showed up then. And as the amount of twitter users increased the fail whale appeared quite often.

The twitter users began to like that fail whale and they said they missed him when other sites without the whale were used to excuse mistakes on twitter.

And as twitter used “fail” for its overloaded system, people on twitter took “fail” for any situation that was supposed to be different.

And do you know what’s so fail about the fail whale? It never shows up at the right time to hinder you from reading things that you never wanted to know.