Sometimes I think of myself that if I had done more sports in my life I could be able to do much more things with my body. Well I have no clue if I would be better of with that possibility or if it wouldn’t chance my experiences at all. It’s just a recurring let’s say fantasy that’s not strong enough to make me change my habits so far. Obviously another usage of your body is not only a matter of fitness.

And again: Not a thought that’s strong enough to make me wanna find out more about that.

Ja, man kann in Deutschland viel über den Öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunk meckern. Aber manchmal ist es auch rührend, wie er sich um seine Adressaten kümmert. Zum Beispiel, wie sich das ZDF um sein nachmittagliches Soap-Publikum kümmert. Als Guttenberg nach seiner Pressekonferenz in der letzten Woche nicht zurücktrat, da verklickerte das ZDF das den Soapies so:

Mit hier meinen die wohl Deutschland, wenn ich das richtig verstehe. Na, und nun raten Sie doch mal, wie das ZDF den Soapies heute Guttenbergs metaphorisch verklickert hat.

JAWOHL!

Twitter and Facebook changed the world. I wouldn’t say they we’re the important aspects in the egypt revolution, but they we’re used. As much as that you should admit.

Sometimes it’s those tiny aspects in personal life that affect the course of the world.

So if you’re a businessman of a whatsoever firm and one of your employees doesn’t work as expected, don’t you worry. There could be a reasonable explanation.

And still: The toilet is one of the most interesting places for twitterer to twitter. I can imagine our kids to ask us one day:

Dad, what were you doing in the bathroom when there was no internet there?

Hmm. Maybe then we’ll think it was better to have some awesome bathroom stories from the beginning of it all. Some great adventures, some new experiences, anything! You don’t want to be the boring guy to your kids, do you.

As a matter of fact some guys have those things to tell. Just for the record:

Tiny things are cuddly. Babies or baby animals turn women into heart-warmed strong-willed wanna getter. Things turn slightly different when those animals or babies grow up and start making shitty things all day. When it comes to that time of life men turn out to remind their girls that they have to care about that new situation of life as well, because they wanted those things in the beginning. But sometimes they present that thought in an odd way:

There are some situaions happening in this world that I don’t understand. That’s what I learned so far from those tmi’s presented here. Even if I got all those tools to understand ist. Well, in a way I get what it’s all about, but I don’t understand it. Sounds unreal. Wanna check it yourself?

See?!

Is there another animal on this world that cares as much about his body as the human species? There’s almost no party of the human body you wouldn’t find an ideal to: Perfect skin, perfect finger nails, perfect breasts, perfect teeth. An how cruel is a bad hair day. Some people work their half life on correcting their bodys. Even in places where no one else can see them:

For what?

And than there was this day when all that stuff you’re confronted with in those social networks is just enough. More than words…

That was one week over christmas without a totw. The second in two years, which is okay after all. There will be a top10 of germen tweets tomorrow on this blog so that I chose to comment on a tweet that I forgot to mention so far.

It is about the great difference when it comes to getting pregnant and having sex. Guys that are useful for the one thing might not be useful for the other one at all. How interesting. Does ist matter if you’re useful for having kids with to be good in bed? Will guys ever find out?

At some universities the upcoming christmas time means as well that the semester has come to an end. And anywhere at universities there’s so much to do for students that they have to manage well when to do what. But some things should come up more often, even within a semester: