You hardly ever read comments on awesome self-made sexual situations online, do you? They must be somewhere as one is always told there can be found anything on the internet. As for myself I’m still searching for my first podcast, but that’s another story. It’s the way the internet works: Proposing much unneeded information and keeping the useful in the middle of nowhere.

At least there are some awkward situations to twitter:

I guess you must have been there to unterstand.

We’re again on animals.  One side of keeping animals is they’re kind of friends that sometimes know you better than human friends. You get used to them, you learn how they behave, love and react. Animals make you angry, happy and laugh.

The other side of the coin is that you have to care more about them than they do:

But is it still some kind of tmi if Katee Sackhoff reveals it?

That Santa Claus story is quite a famous example of a feel good thing that parents have for their children. Santa Claus is the good world overseer having an eye on kids’ behavior and worshipping good actions. How wonderful. There’s the easter bunny as well and the tooth fairy. There’s Peter Pan and the place where the wild things are.

But what is this?

What I liked very much about the Netherlands when I first came into contact was their rather small houses. It makes you wanna go out sooner or later. Coming from a rather big house I found it very enjoying not staying home for too long. Houses can be great covers from stormy weather and so on but they should be social covers. Of course, there are disadvanteges of small houses.

[I was just sitting for a shit and now the hole smell enters my room.]

This man/woman thing is neverending. I tell you. Women can’t do this, men don’t do that. Men can do this better, but do not have insight in sensible thinking. Women shouldn’t drive cars. Men don’t let women get highly donated jobs and women don’t want these at any rate.

And I never got the deeper insight in the assumption woman were multitasker, men weren’t. Who’s better off than who? Doesn’t mean these are expedient things they do:

Man sollte nie aus den Augen verlieren, dass Twitter auch eine Art direkter Lebenshilfe sein kann. Und da Twitter sich größtenteils rund um Buchsstaben dreht, was liegt da näher, sich mal um Probleme beim Schreiben zu kümmern:

Nein, jedenfalls twittern wohl nicht. Und ich weiß ja nicht, was das für ein Zeichen ist, wenn amerikanische Idiome in die Sprache Konservativer eindringen, aber es fällt dann doch irgendwie auf.

Today there was in the news that die USA killed Osama bin Laden in the end. So far there’s little information on how exactly this took place. There’s even a foto of bin Laden to be seen on the internet, whereas I have no clue if it’s real or fake. And while Angela Merkel is happy that bin Laden was killed, Reuters informs us that there was just a plan to kill him and no plan to arrest him. Former german Bundeskanzler Helmut Schmidt says this was a violation of the law of peoples, and now the US say bin Laden shot first. I guess this is for telling us it was no murder.

So no one knows it correctly, right?

Da denkt man für ein paar Momente: Na, in Deutschland, da macht sich keiner mehr so richtig lächerlich, da ist man vorsichtig geworden und besonnen, was das Publizieren in Twitter angeht.

Gottseidank sind da noch unsere Promis. Zum Beispiel die Beckers und die Pochers. Oliver Pocher hat wohl in einem Radio Boris Becker als aufgedunsene Kackwurst betitelt, worauf Beckers Ehefrau auf twitter zurückschlug: Pocher sei wohl noch angefressen, weil Boris sein Vorgänger bei seiner Frau war.

Ich glaube, Oliver ist immer noch sauer auf Boris, weil er zuerst was mit Alessandra hatte. Wie schmeckt es, Reste zu essen? Arschloch.

Und das hat dann wohl der Boris gelesen und zu seiner Frau gesagt, dass sie das löschen muss. Worauf sie dann schrieb:

Und das hat dann wohl der Boris gelesen und zu seiner Frau gesagt, dass sie das löschen muss.

Boris – immer noch der Einäugige unter den Blinden.

Do you know these routines that structure life? Once there was a time I kept an eye on being home soon enough for some specific soap opera on television. I never liked that habit actually until finally I stopt with it. Actually I stopt watching series at a specific time. That brought me more freedom in ordinary life, as strange as that may sound.

But of course there are still some routines I really like when I get home. Those tiny things that make you relax from your regular stress. Two of those three mentioned here:

This week there was an article in the media that told us too much going to the loo is not good for clear thinking. Being in need of peeing makes you think more acurately.

But actually, this does not seem to have influence on the things people think about:

Or I misunderstood the whole thing and this is only about peeing.