Each time I think those toilet tweets don’t come up with something new I turn out to be wrong. We’ve hat those tweets with disgusting things in and on a toilet, surprises on the toilet, remains of a day being analysed on a toilet, the feeling of freedom in a toilet,  improvements on the toilet, we’ve had poets on the toilet, we’ve had singer on a toilet.

So you see what’s missing: A critical self-reflection right on the toilet. So let’s have a go:

Thanks for completing the list, Alec.