It’s time again to give some prizes away for outstanding television somethings. Michael Muhney has got big plans for this year. He thinks of getting to the EMMYs by bike.

That could have been some scandalous act if you would be more popular than Michael. But if even 70s tv stars don’t know whou you are, your potential to arrange a scandal’s not very high.

So let’s face it: Those really displeasing acts nowadays are much more down-to-earth: